Sorry guys, your baby is doing someone in the dorm..

 When we packed her up for college, we got our little freshman girl all her shots, a pack of condoms, some kind of birth control and a link to an article that tells her how to avoid getting "Roofied" at parties and what to do if she wakes up in a strange place with no underpants, because we realized (and it takes Dad the longest), that no matter how sweet and innocent our little girl is; this is it. Time to get real...Whether it's alcohol, drugs or something that passes for "Love"...our little darling is going to get tapped this year or next...Since I guess she didn't give it up in high school, hiding behind my denial.