Sunday, November 20, 2011

Sorry guys, your baby is doing someone in the dorm..

 When we packed her up for college, we got our little freshman girl all her shots, a pack of condoms, some kind of birth control and a link to an article that tells her how to avoid getting "Roofied" at parties and what to do if she wakes up in a strange place with no underpants, because we realized (and it takes Dad the longest), that no matter how sweet and innocent our little girl is; this is it. Time to get real...Whether it's alcohol, drugs or something that passes for "Love"...our little darling is going to get tapped this year or next...Since I guess she didn't give it up in high school, hiding behind my denial.

1 comment:

distracted by shiny objects said...

Most parents know this already, you goofball, thus the HCV vaccine and the yearly talk from the pediatrician about drinking and never leaving your glass of refreshment unattended.